Humor from Beyond
I was doing some research on our geneaology and dug up some scoop on the Tate family. How many of these relatives do you know?
First, there's old man Dic Tate. He wants to run everything, while Uncle Ro Tate tries to change everything. Then their sister Agi Tate goes around stirring up all the trouble she can, with plenty of help from her husband, Irri Tate. Whenever new ideas are suggested, Hesi Tate and his wife, Vegi Tate, want us to be like all the others. Devas Tate provides the voice of doom for the clan, while Poten Tate wants to be the big shot. Regurgi Tate goes around repeating everything he hears, always seeking to make it sound better every time he tells it. Of course, the real black sheep of the family is Mr. Ampu Tate, who has completely cut himself off from everyone and all family involvement.
Not all members of the Tate family are bad, however. Our brother Facili Tate is quite helpful in all activities. And a delightful, happy member of the family is Miss Felici Tate, and her cousins Cogi Tate and Medi Tate will always think things over and lend helping hands. So no matter which family member you most closely resemble, remember to take appropriate measures to ensure you are pleased with the designation.
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